THE YARMOUTH TD BANK ATM STOLE HER MONEY!!
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ITS DECEMBER 10TH, BEING IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, YOU "JINGLE-BELL" YOUR WAY INTO THE YARMOUTH TD BANK ATM MACHINE TO WITHDRAW THE CANADIAN SAVINGS BONDS YOU HAD DEPOSITED TO HELP WITH THE PINCH OF THE CHRISTMAS SEASON, YOU DIDN'T WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO DO THIS, YOU'RE JUST USED TO THE CONVENIENCES OFFERED IN THIS WORLD OF NANO PROCESSORS AND GIGABYTES.) YOU SLIDE YOUR LITTLE GREEN CARD INTO THE SLOT AND YOU GO THROUGH THE PROCESS. THE MACHINE SPITS OUT YOUR CARD. THERES THE RECIEPT, BUT WHERES THE CASH?

THE ATM AT THE TORONTO DOMINION BANK (YARMOUTH BRANCH) HAS JUST DEBITTED YOUR ACCOUNT AND FAILED TO DISPENSE THE CASH, THIS CANT BE!
ITS 8PM, THE TD BANK IS CLOSED. ASSUMING THE BANK WOULD HAVE THE BEST INTENTIONS, YOU GO IN THE NEXT DAY EXPECTING TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE IN A TIMELY MANNER. ATM DEPOSITS CLEAR IN 3 - 5 DAYS RIGHT?)
THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY COULD REVIEW... THE ATM WOULD HAVE BEEN UNBALANCED. THIS SHOULD BE SOMETHING FAIRLY EASY TO FIX......YOU THINK!
BUT TO RESOLVE THIS? .....2 WEEKS. 1 - 2 WEEKS TO "INVESTIGATE" IT. SOMETIMES IT FIXES ITSELF BUT SOMETIMES AN INVESTIGATION IS REQUIRED, AS SHE WAS TOLD BY THE TD BANK REPRESENTATIVE.
BANKS GENERATE BILLIONS WITH ATM MACHINES  EACH YEAR, AND IT APPEARS THAT ALL THE HIGH TECH PROGRAMMING AND INTERFACES, AND LATEST CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGIES THEY TELL US ABOUT ARE SET TO EXTRACT THAT MONEY. ITS THE MAIN REASON FOR THEIR BEING THEY HAVE FAILED TO UTILIZE THIS POWERFUL  LEADING EDGE TECHNOLOGY TO PROTECT THIER CUSTOMERS IN THESE SITUATIONS. INSTEAD, FOCUSING ON HOW TO  SQUEEZE EVERY LAST F***ING PENNY OUT OF US WITH LIGHTNING FAST NSF AND TRANSACTION FEES. AT 00:00:01 am , IF THE AUTOMATIC PAYMENT SET TO COME OUT AT 23:59:59 THE DAY BEFOIRE IS 5 OR $10 SHORT, YOU CAN BE HIT WITH A $30 NSF CHARGE.
THE DREADED NSF CHARGE.... I WONDER HOW MANY OF THESE ARE BEING PROCESSED EVERY DAY AT MIDNIGHT THROUGH THE WITCHING HOURS.
BUT IT IS FOR OUR CONVENIENCE AFTER ALL ISNT IT ? TO BE ABLE TO SIMPLY EXTRACT OUR CASH AT ANY HR OF THE DAY CAREFREE AND TROUBLE FREE? ISNT THAT HOW THESE SOUL-LESS MACHINES WERE INTRODUCED AND SOLD TO US?
BUT WAIT A MINUTE. LETS NOT FORGET THE SITUATION AT HAND AND THE REASON SOMEONE AS PETTY AS MYSELF WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO CREATE A WEBSITE OUR OF FRUSTRATION AND DISGUST FOR SAID SITUATION.......THEY ARE FOR OUR CONVENIENCE.

OUR CONVENIENCE? BUT THEY TOLD US IT WOULD BE 1 - 2 WEEKS BEFORE THIS MIGHT BE STRAIGHTENED OUT.
WHY?

WELL, APPARENTLY THE TORONTO DOMINION ATM IN YARMOUTH NOVA SCOTIA, ISNT HANDLED BY THE BRANCH ITSELF. IT'S OPERATED AND MANAGED ELSEWHERE. SO THEY CAN'T HELP HER ANY MORE THAN THE LADY IN THE LINE BEHIND HER.

' THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO, THE MONEY ISN'T OURS TO GIVE ..ITS NOT OPERATED BY US '
..WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ? SURE THERE IS! -YOU ARE THE TD BANK, YOU GAVE HER THE LITTLE GREEN CARD AND SHOWED HER HOW TO USE THE LITTLE GREEN ATM MACHINE OUT IN THE FOYER....SURE THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO ... you can give her, her f***ing money.


HOW MUCH MONEY WAS IT? DOES IT MATTER?
LETS CALL IT $20 ? ..$2000 ?
HELL, LETS CALL IT AN EMERGENCY WITH YOUR LIMIT REACHED FOR THE DAY IN THAT ONE DEFUNCT TRANSACTION, AND NO CASH IN YOUR HAND.
it was $270 by the way, Isn't it the principal though?


The response WASNT .... I will take you to see the manager right away!

Instead, IT WAS ... I'm sorry, but theres nothing we can do. Its out of our hands. We don't think you are trying to steal the money, after all its only $270. I wouldnt think youd go to this trouble for $270. But it will need to be investigated. (SHE OFFERS HER CARD) If its not resolved by Monday call and I will call the manager.
IT WAS A CANNED ANSWER SO COMMON THAT IT WAS PRESENTED ALMOST WORD FOR WORD OUT OF THE HANDBOOK.
IT ISN'T THIS CLERKS FAULT. SHE'S JUST THE ONE WHO PROVIDES THE STANDARD ANSWER THAT THE FACELESS BANKING SYSTEM HIDING BEHIND HER WHISPERS IN HER EAR.

Dear Banking-system,
You want her to wait??
BUT ITS HER MONEY! TORONTO DOMINION, YOU HAVE HER MONEY!
CAN SHE PLEASE HAVE HER MONEY?

I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAY EXCEPT..
MERRY F***ING CHRISTMAS, YARMOUTH TORONTO DOMINION BANK, WHERE'S HER F***ING MONEY?

I GUESS SHE'LL SEE YOU AFTER THE INVESTIGATION IN WHAT ? 2 WEEKS ?
FINE, NOW YOU (ALONG WITH EVERYONE I SPEAK TO OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS) WILL SEE THIS PAGE UNTIL SHE SEES HER CASH. ONCE SHE GETS IT, YOU CAN EXPECT REMOVAL OF THIS PAGE WITHIN 5 TO 7 BUSINESS DAYS AFTER A PENDING 2 WEEK INVESTIGATION!



*note* I WILL BE OUT OF THE OFFICE NOV.30TH -JAN. 1/08. I HAVE NO ASSISTANT AND NOW NEED TO GO TO HFX TO FIND THE (NOW) OUT OF STOCK GIFT WE WERE $265 SHORT FOR THE OTHER NIGHT. SO I GUESS YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK FOR NOW TOO!

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$30 NSF CHARGES?
$1.50 WITHDRAWL FEE?
$20 OVERDRAFT FEE?

YUP I'VE GOT BANKERS



TO EVERY BIG-FAT-SERVICE-CHARGING BANK BETWEEN HERE AND VANCOUVER?
KISS MY ASS YOU GREEDY BASTARDS!

In all fairness I guess we can avoid those overdraft and nsf charges . they sell overdraft protection...... 
think about that   they take our cash with an almost criminal intent and then have the gaul to sell us "overdraft protection"......  they wont TAKE our money if we buy a form of "insurance". if we have this insurance we can keep our accounts safe from overdraft charges?
thats brilliant!!!  75 years ago it was called a mob shakedown, paying insurance to keep from being screwed over financially in your ev ery day business activities!..........AL CAPONE  would be proud!!!  
FEELING LIKE HE REALLY MISSED THE BOAT.... BUT STILL PRETTY GOD DAMN PROUD.

TO THINK HE SPENT ALL THAT TIME KNOCKING OVER WHISKEY SHIPMENTS AND CIGARETTE TRUCKS, MAKING THE LOCAL FLOWER SHOP PAY PROTECTION MONEY TO AVOID THE SHAKEDOWNS.


"WELCOME TO THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF AL CAPONE  . WE CALL IT THE " LEFTY BRANCH ". ...would you like a knee beating or just the regular shakedown today"
oh you want to do a stop payment?....... HEY 'KNUCKLES' , go get 'SULLY' and 'BONES' .. this deadbeat wants to do a stop payment on a check and the computer screen here says we gotta take him out back in the alley for 5 minutes and give him a financial ass-reaming. Do we need to fill out the 10-40 form after we're done with him or can i just press  "alt F10"  now and send it directly ? OH !!!!! says here we can charge him for the brass knuckles if we damage them...........



FUCK YOU ALL !!!! IM GOING TO THE CREDIT UNION!!
KISS MY FAT HAIRY ASS!   NO CHARGE!!!!!!!!